So in the mail today I see an envelope addressed to "The parents of Jared Aragon".
Inside was a neatly-folded typed letter. It read:
Dear Mom and Dad,
You are the best parents in the world! You are so wonderful and I wanted to remind you Christmas is coming soon. I love you so much! I was wondering if you could tell Santa that I would like some presents.
First, I would like an Xbox 360. I would like to have an Xbox 360 because you can play all of the Halo games and I really want to have an Xbox 360 and Halo Reach. I made honor roll so I really want it so please get it for me. Next, I would love to have Left 4 Dead 1 and Left 4 Dead 2 on the Playstation 3. Becuase it's what I have been wanting for a long time. And I have been helping around the house so I think you should get it for me. And I really love it so please get it for me. Last, I would like to own a Stampede. Becuase it holds 60 darts. And it is the mst powerful Nerf gun in the world so far. And I have not got in trouble with Mrs. Reese yet and I get along with people in my class. And I really love it so please get it for me.
Clearly, I have been nice to Mrs. Resse. So I think I should get these presents for Christmas.
Love, Jared.
Too bad he's not getting a single thing listed in his letter. Sorry Jared!
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ReplyDeleteI LOVE that letter. What a funny kid your Jared is. It makes me wish that he was getting those things just because his letter was so clever. If I were super rich I totally would have every single item in the mail headed towards your house. And really, props to him for being nice to Mrs. Resse. Oh man so funny!
ReplyDeleteI know Elizabeth!!! He'd TOTALLY get those if they weren't adult games. Ugh. The left 4 dead games have a lot of bad words :-(
ReplyDeleteBummer.